As I stare deep into the bowels of my so-called 'sandwich', I contemplate the effects and rapid spread of MDD, or Moral Deficiency Disorder. It is a frightening disorder with horrifying effects, although I have only encountered a hand full of cases...without it.

Effects of this disorder include:

-The 'Party', often mis-treated with narcotics and sedatives, the 'Party' is a dangerous force that causes people with the disorder, and only people with the disorder, to gather and exchange exagerated tales of their symptoms, and often leads to other effects of the disorder.

-'One Night Stands', possibly one of the most misfortunate effects, this is also associated with 'Loves-always-over-in-the-morning disorder'.

-Use of narcotics and sedatives. MDD inhibits the mind, fooling people into accepting 'drugs', such as marijuana, ecstacy, and most frighteningly, alcohol. These lead to further mental inhabitions, and may lead to other symptoms such as the 'One Night Stand'.

-Finally, the most devistating effect, the loss of meaning of the word 'love'. To the 1% of the population without the disorder, the world 'love' means "I want you, and need you, I would die for you", and "I want to spend the rest of my life with you, and only you". To those with the disorder, however, the meaning changes to things such as "You're the 5th person Ive said this to today". "I'll love you until I cum", "You're better then my wife", and most commonly "I want in".

Now I believe that I am the first to diagnose MDD, and often others may tell you no such thing exists, but I can assure you it does. How else could people obtain these horrific symptoms? How else could someone cheat on the one they 'love'? Or disregard the emotions of anyone soley so they can have a good time? Surely the world and its people are better then this? Or perhaps I have given a misdiagnosis, these people do not have MDD, they have WTFHTWCTD, or What the Fuck has the World Come to Disorder. Either way, I am disgusted and appauled by the lack of morals, and standards of relationships existing in the world today. I am one person, and one person can not cure such a widespread disease with no possible cure, except of course a high dose of morals, and more possibly, the apocalypse.

In conclusion, I believe that this world is fucked, and its not more then its people that make is so goddamn wrong. Fuck the world, and fuck you.

- Prof. D. Mosihem, author of jack-shit.

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